Strange things I've seen today:
Guy checking out while wearing headphones and completely ignoring the cashier.
Guy lighting a cigar in his car outside the library.
Another guy standing outside the library clipping his finger nails and turning everytime someone passed so they wouldn't notice.

Things I've learned about my house today:
The guy who owned our house before we did worked for an elavator company.
The random pieces of metal in my garage are pieces of elavators.
The faucet in my bathroom is original. Until today! New faucet!